Without desire, regarding.

3 05 2008

My gmail has been pretty good at blocking spam – I now have 80 messages in there. For hoots and giggles, I poked around in the folder this morning. Here’s some random excerpts:

Success is a fish that is pulled from the ocean. Swim with the big fish, wear PRADA
Elongate the trouser snake into the monster python you’ve always deserved
If you do not need to enhance erections now, we must really leave soon…
You are glad to go to war? No, I hate the potatoes, or parsnips, and marrow
It is Easy To Loss Weight Without Feeling Hungry!
that’s right, you can become a Doctor and receive all the benefits that comes with it!
This Email is to inform you that you emerged a winner of the sum of $2,500,000.00USD
Wow emotions is just inches away!
Bad boys with huge tools dangling between their legs get all the hotties.
The body grows and develops GRADUALLY, not over night!
Emotional breakthrough is just an instant way!
So close, yet so far, complete your degree in 35 days

And this filler, which sounds like badly-written erotic poetry:

Went on, pushing away by his force countless intertwisted foes on the point of penetrating thy host, their his preceptor had and which he himself also was the senses under control, without desire, regarding.




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