12 06 2008

Several spam posts got through my gmail spam filter today. All of them had the same title: Upgrade your penis. What a fascinating concept: upgrading your member as if it were a Windows application. “New, for 2008: Penis Version 4.8, with 20% greater performance!”

You could probably make jokes about firmware here, but I’m not going to go there. And we won’t even talk about bug fixes.




One response

12 06 2008

“Would you like to come up and participate in a beta release?”

“Is it backwards-compatible?”

“Don’t forget to use a firewall!”

“Sorry, baby, it worked in my test environment.”

“Well, he advertised it as 8 gigs, but it’s really just five.”

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